Cheap Thrill

I realized today that on the Common Application for US universities, they added a new ethnicity that didn't usually exist before. I never used to find my ethnicity on these forms, but now it says "White (including Middle Eastern)".

We made it!

We're acknowledged as an ethnicity!

Victory fist pump!

Check it out, hicks of America, your country says we're white. Yeah, us AY-RABS and SAND NIGGERS.

We're white.

And we were here before you.

So eat my dust.