Monday, August 3, 2009

The Sad State of Single Women

What is it about a girl sleeping with a guy that makes her magnify his qualities as JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS?

He might be lazy or unemployed. She'll see him as chilled, easygoing.

He might be self-involved. She'll see him as introspective and deep.

He might be emotional and needy. She'll see him as sensitive and in touch with his feminine side.

He might be materialistic and a spendthrift. She'll see him as well-to-do.

He might be a momma's boy. She'll see him as a family man.

Woman - take a step away from him, wash his sex off you so that you're not pheromonically whipped, and then take another look at him. See? He's got acne and he's not all that. You could still love a human being, you know. It's possible.

Just don't bullshit yourself.

2 comments:

  1. yes it is very true. very very true.

    And unfortunate, at times.

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